If you are going 50 mph in a 65 mph zone for no discernable reason, I am going to tailgate your ass, and I don't care if you're in the right lane. Pull your head out, hang up your phone, or get off the highway!
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* HUTAS = Head Up The Ass Syndrome. I made it up, but so did a bunch of other people. pfft